You're So Skinny Insults

There are 8 you're so skinny insults and comebacks.

  • You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.
    -23
  • You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.
    -92
  • You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
    244
  • You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops
    228
  • You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.
    606
  • You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.
    250
  • You're so skinny, your nipples touch.
    105
  • You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!
    52