You're So Skinny Insults

There are 8 you're so skinny insults and comebacks.

  • You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.
    -31
  • You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.
    -96
  • You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
    260
  • You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops
    242
  • You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.
    632
  • You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.
    261
  • You're so skinny, your nipples touch.
    106
  • You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!
    51