You're So Fat Insults

There are 9 you're so fat insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.
  • 2
    You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.
  • 3
    You're so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.
  • 4
    You're so fat that the only thing stopping you from going to weight watchers is the door.
  • 5
    You're so fat your year book picture was taken by a helicopter.
  • 6
    Your so fat that when got on the elevater it said only 15 people at a time maximum thank you
  • 7
    You're so fat, when you're single it's more like single and ready for a Pringle.
  • 8
    You're so fat that even a picture of you would fall off the wall!
  • 9
    You're so fat that when you play basketball the ball bounces you instead.