You're So Fat Insults

You're so fat, when you're single it's more like single and ready for a Pringle.

You're so fat that the only thing stopping you from going to weight watchers is the door.

You're so fat that when you play basketball the ball bounces you instead.

You're so fat that even a picture of you would fall off the wall!

You're so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.

You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.

You're so fat your year book picture was taken by a helicopter.

Your so fat that when got on the elevater it said only 15 people at a time maximum thank you

You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.