You're So Fat Insults

There are 9 you're so fat insults and comebacks.

  • You're so fat, when you're single it's more like single and ready for a Pringle.
    68
  • You're so fat that the only thing stopping you from going to weight watchers is the door.
    150
  • You're so fat that when you play basketball the ball bounces you instead.
    -163
  • You're so fat that even a picture of you would fall off the wall!
    71
  • You're so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.
    234
  • You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.
    233
  • You're so fat your year book picture was taken by a helicopter.
    106
  • Your so fat that when got on the elevater it said only 15 people at a time maximum thank you
    69
  • You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.
    279