Random You're So Fat Insults

You're so fat your year book picture was taken by a helicopter.

You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.

You're so fat that when you play basketball the ball bounces you instead.

Your so fat that when got on the elevater it said only 15 people at a time maximum thank you

You're so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.

You're so fat that even a picture of you would fall off the wall!

You're so fat, when you're single it's more like single and ready for a Pringle.

You're so fat that the only thing stopping you from going to weight watchers is the door.

You're so fat, I took a picture of you last Christmas and it's still printing.