Yo Momma's So Stupid Insults

There are 19 yo momma's so stupid insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
    489
  • 2
    Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
    381
  • 3
    Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
    256
  • 4
    Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
    186
  • 5
    Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
    175
  • 6
    Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
    106
  • 7
    Yo momma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
    62
  • 8
    Yo momma's so stupid, she thought cheerios were donut seeds.
    62
  • 9
    Yo momma's so stupid, she returned a puzzle to the store thinking it was broken.
    51
  • 10
    Yo momma's so stupid, when I said drinks are on the house she got a ladder to get them!
    34
  • 11
    Yo momma's so stupid, she thought hot chocolate was black porn!
    28
  • 12
    Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from an M'n'Ms factory for throwing out all the 'W's.'
    23
  • 13
    Yo momma's so stupid, she had you.
    19
  • 14
    Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to smoke the crack in the liberty bell!
    11
  • 15
    Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
    7
  • 16
    Yo momma's so stupid, she taped a piece of paper to the TV and called it pay-per view.
    -3
  • 17
    Yo momma's so stupid, she put paper on the tv and said it was paper view.
    -18
  • 18
    Yo momma so stupid I put two quarters in her belly button and a snickers bar came out.
    -37
  • 19
    Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks condoms are tampons.
    -50