Yo Momma's So Stupid Insults

Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from an M'n'Ms factory for throwing out all the 'W's.'

Yo momma's so stupid, she taped a piece of paper to the TV and called it pay-per view.

Yo momma's so stupid, she had you.

Yo momma's so stupid, she returned a puzzle to the store thinking it was broken.

Yo momma's so stupid, when I said drinks are on the house she got a ladder to get them!

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought hot chocolate was black porn!

Yo momma's so stupid, she put paper on the tv and said it was paper view.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought cheerios were donut seeds.

Yo momma so stupid I put two quarters in her belly button and a snickers bar came out.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks condoms are tampons.

Yo momma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to smoke the crack in the liberty bell!

Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.

Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.