Random Yo Momma's So Stupid Insults

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from an M'n'Ms factory for throwing out all the 'W's.'

Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Yo momma so stupid I put two quarters in her belly button and a snickers bar came out.

Yo momma's so stupid, she taped a piece of paper to the TV and called it pay-per view.

Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo momma's so stupid, when I said drinks are on the house she got a ladder to get them!

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought cheerios were donut seeds.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks condoms are tampons.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put paper on the tv and said it was paper view.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought hot chocolate was black porn!

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma's so stupid, she returned a puzzle to the store thinking it was broken.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to smoke the crack in the liberty bell!

Yo momma's so stupid, she had you.

Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.

Yo momma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.