Yo Momma Insults

Yo mamma is like fried chicken; dark and crispy.

Yo momma's vagina is so hairy your dad is tired of having two moustaches.

Yo momma's so dumb, her favorite color is clear.

Yo momma so stupid I put two quarters in her belly button and a snickers bar came out.

Yo momma's so old, she still owes Jesus a fiver.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks condoms are tampons.

Yo momma's like a coke machine, a dollar a pop.

Yo momma's so fat, the NSA had to build a 2 billion dollar complex to store her weight information.

Yo momma's so old, she was the stripper at Jesus's bachelor party.

Yo momma so old, the reason you were born was because no one knew about the birth!

Yo mamma so fat and slutty, she sat down at Yellowstone, and the Earth began fapping.

Yo momma so hairy she makes Bigfoot look like a tiny hairball

Yo momma is like a soda machine, at a dollar a pop she pays for herself.

Yo momma's so tall that when she did a backflip, she hit jesus in the nuts