Wife Insults

There are 9 wife insults and comebacks.

  • You're like a tornado; you moan like hell when you come and you take the house when you leave.
  • Ex: You'll never find someone like me.
    You: That's the point.
  • Marriage is like a phone call in the middle of the night; first the ring, THEN you wake up.
  • Guy 1: Why are you so fat?
    Guy 2: Everytime I make love to your wife, she gives me a pizza.
  • Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
  • I wish our marriage certificate came with an expiry date.
  • Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.
  • I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!
  • I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.