Wife Insults

There are 9 wife insults and comebacks.

  • Relationship Insults
    You're like a tornado; you moan like hell when you come and you take the house when you leave.
    24
  • Relationship Insults
    Ex: You'll never find someone like me.
    You: That's the point.
    127
  • Relationship Insults
    Marriage is like a phone call in the middle of the night; first the ring, THEN you wake up.
    40
  • Good Comebacks
    Guy 1: Why are you so fat?
    Guy 2: Everytime I make love to your wife, she gives me a pizza.
    -72
  • Relationship Insults
    Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
    195
  • Relationship Insults
    I wish our marriage certificate came with an expiry date.
    63
  • Yo Momma Insults
    Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.
    -13
  • Relationship Insults
    I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!
    -136
  • Relationship Insults
    I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
    40