Wife Insults
There are 9 wife insults and comebacks.
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You're like a tornado; you moan like hell when you come and you take the house when you leave.33
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Ex: You'll never find someone like me.
You: That's the point.156 -
Marriage is like a phone call in the middle of the night; first the ring, THEN you wake up.41
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Guy 1: Why are you so fat?
Guy 2: Everytime I make love to your wife, she gives me a pizza.-74 -
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.217
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I wish our marriage certificate came with an expiry date.65
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Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.-16
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I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!-162
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I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.39