Wife Insults

4 years ago
You're like a tornado; you moan like hell when you come and you take the house when you leave.
5 years ago
Ex: You'll never find someone like me.
You: That's the point.
5 years ago
Marriage is like a phone call in the middle of the night; first the ring, THEN you wake up.
6 years ago
Guy 1: Why are you so fat?
Guy 2: Everytime I make love to your wife, she gives me a pizza.
6 years ago
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
6 years ago
I wish our marriage certificate came with an expiry date.
6 years ago
Yo momma's so fat that her husband is called the whale rider.
8 years ago
I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!
8 years ago
I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.