Weirdo Insults

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.

God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.

Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.

I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.

How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?

You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.

Is that your head or did your neck throw-up?

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

You sound reasonable.. Time to up the medication.

You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."

I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.