Weirdo Insults
There are 23 weirdo insults and comebacks.
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I noticed you have a handicapped plate on your car. Is your handicap MENTAL, or what???-180
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How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?507
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The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.513
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I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.52
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You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."81
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God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.897
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I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.798
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You sound reasonable.. Time to up the medication.122
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.572
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What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?-61
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The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.120
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Is that your head or did your neck throw-up?223
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You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.2.6K
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Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.1.9K
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You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.353
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I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?643
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By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.1K
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Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.2.4K
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Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.826
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How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?686