Weirdo Insults

I noticed you have a handicapped plate on your car. Is your handicap MENTAL, or what???

How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?

The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.

I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.

You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."

God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.

I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.

You sound reasonable.. Time to up the medication.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

Is that your head or did your neck throw-up?

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.

Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.

Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?