Weirdo Insults

There are 23 weirdo insults and comebacks.

  • You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
    2.7K
  • By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.
    1K
  • Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
    2.4K
  • I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
    813
  • What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
    -63
  • How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
    518
  • Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
    833
  • I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
    648
  • God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
    911
  • Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.
    -55
  • I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
    579
  • Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
    173
  • I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.
    62
  • The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
    538
  • Is that your head or did your neck throw-up?
    225
  • Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
    2K
  • You sound reasonable.. Time to up the medication.
    123
  • The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
    122
  • How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
    697
  • You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."
    101