Random Weirdo Insults

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.

Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.

You sound reasonable.. Time to up the medication.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

I noticed you have a handicapped plate on your car. Is your handicap MENTAL, or what???

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?

I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."

God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

Is that your head or did your neck throw-up?

I bet the only place you're ever invited is outside.

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.

By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.