Weird Insults

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.

If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

You sound reasonable.. Time to up the medication.

Insult: You smell. Comeback: Like your Mom's pussy!

Yo momma's so fat, when she got on the scale it said to infinity and beyond.

Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.

Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!

He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.

You're such an anal orifice.

He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.