Random Weird Insults

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.

He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.

Insult: You smell. Comeback: Like your Mom's pussy!

Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!

Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.

Yo momma's so fat, when she got on the scale it said to infinity and beyond.

You sound reasonable.. Time to up the medication.

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.

You're such an anal orifice.

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.