Weird Insults

There are 15 weird insults and comebacks.

  • If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.
    507
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she got on the scale it said to infinity and beyond.
    26
  • You're such an anal orifice.
    -64
  • Insult: You smell.
    Comeback: Like your Mom's pussy!
    43
  • Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.
    18
  • He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.
    -50
  • He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.
    -159
  • Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!
    -3
  • You sound reasonable.. Time to up the medication.
    123
  • I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
    566
  • You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
    2.6K
  • Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
    1.9K
  • By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.
    979
  • How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
    670
  • Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
    160