Weird Insults

If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.

Yo momma's so fat, when she got on the scale it said to infinity and beyond.

You're such an anal orifice.

Insult: You smell. Comeback: Like your Mom's pussy!

Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.

He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.

He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.

Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!

You sound reasonable.. Time to up the medication.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?