Weird Insults
There are 15 weird insults and comebacks.
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If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.799
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Yo momma's so fat, when she got on the scale it said to infinity and beyond.35
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You're such an anal orifice.-81
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Insult: You smell.
Comeback: Like your Mom's pussy!69 -
Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.22
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He's got a Dick like a turkey poking his head through a bush.-68
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He's got a Dick like a baby's arm holding an orange.-182
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Yo momma's so FAT32, she wouldn't be accepted by NTFS!-23
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You sound reasonable.. Time to up the medication.123
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.579
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You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.2.7K
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Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.2K
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By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.1K
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How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?697
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Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?173