Weight Insults

Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't fit in this joke.

Yo momma's like the Eiffel Tower; she's so big that all of France has seen her and half of Europe has been up her!

Yo momma's so fat, they had to fit speed bumps at the buffet.

Yo mommas so fat, kids can slide down her back.

You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.

You're so fat, you sweat gravy.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.

You're so fat, you stock up for hibernation.

You're so fat, your ass looks like a road map.

You're so fat, you literally poop logs.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

Guy 1: Why are you so fat? Guy 2: Everytime I make love to your wife, she gives me a pizza.

Yo momma's so fat, the NSA had to build a 2 billion dollar complex to store her weight information.

You have more rolls then an elephant's scrotum.

You're so fat, when you step on a weighing scale, it says fail.

You're so fat that you sweat mayonnaise!

Fat Albert called, he wants his belly back.

You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.

You're so fat that when you play basketball the ball bounces you instead.

Big girls don't cry? Yes they do. They cry because they're fat, can't get a boyfriend and cry because there's no trifle left.