Weight Insults

You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.

You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.

You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.

You're so skinny, your nipples touch.

You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.

You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!

You're so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!

You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.

Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!

You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!

You're so fat, you could sell shade!

You're so fat, you leave footprints in concrete.

I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.

You're so fat, you have the only car in town with stretch marks.

Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.

Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!

Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.

I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.

Your so fat, when you're hungry the elephants hide.