Wealth Insults

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom what's for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

You're so poor, I lit a match and the roaches ran out singing "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord cause we got heat!"

You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.

You're so poor you don't even have enough money to pay attention.

Yo momma so poor she makes a hobo look rich.

Yo momma's so poor, when she started walking around with 1 shoe on, people asked "Did you lose you're shoe, sir?" and she responded "No I found one!"

Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"

Yo momma's so poor, she takes the trash in.

Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said "who turned off the heater?"

Yo momma's so poor, she can't even pay attention.

Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.

Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.

You're so poor, you should be sponsored by a kid in Africa.