Random Wealth Insults

You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.

Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom what's for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

You're so poor, you should be sponsored by a kid in Africa.

Yo momma's so poor, when she started walking around with 1 shoe on, people asked "Did you lose you're shoe, sir?" and she responded "No I found one!"

You're so poor you don't even have enough money to pay attention.

Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.

Yo momma so poor she makes a hobo look rich.

Yo momma's so poor, she takes the trash in.

Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said "who turned off the heater?"

Yo momma's so poor, she can't even pay attention.

You're so poor, I lit a match and the roaches ran out singing "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord cause we got heat!"

Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.