Wealth Insults

There are 13 wealth insults and comebacks.

  • You're so poor, you should be sponsored by a kid in Africa.
    -54
  • Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said "who turned off the heater?"
    10
  • Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.
    -15
  • You're so poor you don't even have enough money to pay attention.
    46
  • Yo momma's so poor, she can't even pay attention.
    -5
  • You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.
    135
  • Yo momma's so poor, she takes the trash in.
    6
  • Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.
    -17
  • Yo momma's so poor, when she started walking around with 1 shoe on, people asked "Did you lose you're shoe, sir?" and she responded "No I found one!"
    36
  • You're so poor, I lit a match and the roaches ran out singing "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord cause we got heat!"
    150
  • Yo momma so poor she makes a hobo look rich.
    46
  • You're so poor, when you asked your Mom whats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.
    508
  • Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"
    21