Wealth Insults

You're so poor, you should be sponsored by a kid in Africa.

Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said "who turned off the heater?"

Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.

You're so poor you don't even have enough money to pay attention.

Yo momma's so poor, she can't even pay attention.

You're just like a door knob, everyone's used you.

Yo momma's so poor, she takes the trash in.

Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.

Yo momma's so poor, when she started walking around with 1 shoe on, people asked "Did you lose you're shoe, sir?" and she responded "No I found one!"

You're so poor, I lit a match and the roaches ran out singing "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord cause we got heat!"

Yo momma so poor she makes a hobo look rich.

You're so poor, when you asked your Mom what's for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs.

Your family is so poor, when you asked what was for dinner your mother held up her feet and said "corns!"