Violent Insults

I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.

Sometimes, I REALLY want to slap you, but that's animal abuse.

I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.

I'd slap you, but shit stains.

Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.

What goes around, comes around but I hope it hits you twice as fucking hard!

Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.

I'd hit you but on earth we don't hit little girls.

Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.

Lets play house.You be the door and I'll slam you.

I'm a pacifist alright - I'm about to pass a fist right across your face.

Don't let my fist hit you on the way down.

Some people deserve to have eggs thrown at them... brick-shaped eggs... made of bricks.

I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!