Violent Insults

There are 16 violent insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
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  • 2
    Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.
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  • 3
    Sometimes, I REALLY want to slap you, but that's animal abuse.
    567
  • 4
    I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
    527
  • 5
    I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.
    466
  • 6
    I'd slap you, but shit stains.
    358
  • 7
    Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
    338
  • 8
    What goes around, comes around but I hope it hits you twice as fucking hard!
    328
  • 9
    Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.
    201
  • 10
    I'd hit you but on earth we don't hit little girls.
    145
  • 11
    Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.
    131
  • 12
    Lets play house.You be the door and I'll slam you.
    121
  • 13
    I'm a pacifist alright - I'm about to pass a fist right across your face.
    96
  • 14
    Don't let my fist hit you on the way down.
    55
  • 15
    Some people deserve to have eggs thrown at them... brick-shaped eggs... made of bricks.
    28
  • 16
    I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!
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