Random Violent Insults

What goes around, comes around but I hope it hits you twice as fucking hard!

Lets play house.You be the door and I'll slam you.

I'd slap you, but shit stains.

I'd hit you but on earth we don't hit little girls.

Don't let my fist hit you on the way down.

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.

Some people deserve to have eggs thrown at them... brick-shaped eggs... made of bricks.

Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.

I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

Sometimes, I REALLY want to slap you, but that's animal abuse.

I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.

I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!

Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.

I'm a pacifist alright - I'm about to pass a fist right across your face.

Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.