Violent Insults

There are 16 violent insults and comebacks.

  • Casual Insults
    Some people deserve to have eggs thrown at them... brick-shaped eggs... made of bricks.
    35
  • Mean Insults
    Lets play house.You be the door and I'll slam you.
    134
  • Good Comebacks
    What goes around, comes around but I hope it hits you twice as fucking hard!
    339
  • Mean Insults
    I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.
    521
  • Mean Insults
    I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
    549
  • Relationship Insults
    I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!
    -193
  • Mean Insults
    Sometimes, I REALLY want to slap you, but that's animal abuse.
    589
  • Mean Insults
    I'm a pacifist alright - I'm about to pass a fist right across your face.
    109
  • Mean Insults
    Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.
    1.3K
  • Good Comebacks
    I'd hit you but on earth we don't hit little girls.
    154
  • Good Comebacks
    I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
    2.4K
  • Nerd Insults
    Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.
    150