Violent Insults

There are 16 violent insults and comebacks.

  • Mean Insults
    Sometimes, I REALLY want to slap you, but that's animal abuse.
    570
  • Mean Insults
    Lets play house.You be the door and I'll slam you.
    123
  • Relationship Insults
    I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!
    -129
  • Mean Insults
    I'd slap you, but shit stains.
    362
  • Mean Insults
    Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
    338
  • Mean Insults
    Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.
    204
  • Nerd Insults
    Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.
    132
  • Mean Insults
    I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
    532
  • Good Comebacks
    I'd hit you but on earth we don't hit little girls.
    146
  • Mean Insults
    I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.
    468
  • Good Comebacks
    I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
    2.4K
  • Mean Insults
    I'm a pacifist alright - I'm about to pass a fist right across your face.
    94
  • Casual Insults
    Some people deserve to have eggs thrown at them... brick-shaped eggs... made of bricks.
    28
  • Good Comebacks
    What goes around, comes around but I hope it hits you twice as fucking hard!
    327
  • Mean Insults
    Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.
    1.2K
  • Good Comebacks
    Don't let my fist hit you on the way down.
    54