Violent Insults

I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.

Some people deserve to have eggs thrown at them... brick-shaped eggs... made of bricks.

I'm a pacifist alright - I'm about to pass a fist right across your face.

Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.

Sometimes, I REALLY want to slap you, but that's animal abuse.

Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.

I'd hit you but on earth we don't hit little girls.

What goes around, comes around but I hope it hits you twice as fucking hard!

I'd slap you, but shit stains.

I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

Don't let my fist hit you on the way down.

Lets play house.You be the door and I'll slam you.

I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.

Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.