Violent Insults

There are 16 violent insults and comebacks.

  • I'm not saying I hate you, but if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd probably be the one driving it.
    507
  • Some people deserve to have eggs thrown at them... brick-shaped eggs... made of bricks.
    33
  • I'm a pacifist alright - I'm about to pass a fist right across your face.
    104
  • Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.
    230
  • Sometimes, I REALLY want to slap you, but that's animal abuse.
    582
  • Lets fight! Oh, and no using your pokemon.
    135
  • I'd hit you but on earth we don't hit little girls.
    154
  • What goes around, comes around but I hope it hits you twice as fucking hard!
    336
  • I'd slap you, but shit stains.
    382
  • I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
    2.4K
  • I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
    546
  • Don't let my fist hit you on the way down.
    56
  • Lets play house.You be the door and I'll slam you.
    133
  • I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!
    -175
  • Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.
    1.3K
  • Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
    341