Underweight Insults

There are 8 underweight insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
    302
  • 2
    You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops
    282
  • 3
    I've seen more meat on a chicken than you
    223
  • 4
    You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
    10
  • 5
    The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.
    -54
  • 6
    You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.
    -73
  • 7
    I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.
    -107
  • 8
    You look like you're getting ready for a trip to Ethiopia.
    -193