Underweight Insults

There are 8 underweight insults and comebacks.

  • You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.
  • You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
  • You look like you're getting ready for a trip to Ethiopia.
  • The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.
  • I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.
  • You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
  • I've seen more meat on a chicken than you
  • You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops