Underweight Insults

There are 8 underweight insults and comebacks.

  • You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.
    -63
  • You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
    5
  • You look like you're getting ready for a trip to Ethiopia.
    -172
  • The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.
    -37
  • I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.
    -96
  • You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
    286
  • I've seen more meat on a chicken than you
    202
  • You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops
    268