Underweight Insults

The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.

You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops

You look like you're getting ready for a trip to Ethiopia.

I've seen more meat on a chicken than you

I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!