Ugly Insults

You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.

I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.

By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.

You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.

You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!

You could make a fortune helping people loose weight; one look at you and they loose their appetite!

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!

You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"

I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.

Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?