TV Insults

You're so ugly, made Hello Kitty say Good-Bye!

You're so poor, your version of cable TV is to go outside, watch the police and call it "Cops."

Yo Momma's so fat when she walks in front of the TV you miss the 7-hour special.

Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

Yo momma's so stupid, she taped a piece of paper to the TV and called it pay-per view.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put paper on the tv and said it was paper view.