TV Insults

You're so ugly, made Hello Kitty say Good-Bye!

Yo momma's so stupid, she taped a piece of paper to the TV and called it pay-per view.

Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

Yo Momma's so fat when she walks in front of the TV you miss the 7-hour special.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put paper on the tv and said it was paper view.

You're so poor, your version of cable TV is to go outside, watch the police and call it "Cops."