Random TV Insults

You're so poor, your version of cable TV is to go outside, watch the police and call it "Cops."

You're so ugly, made Hello Kitty say Good-Bye!

Yo momma's so stupid, she taped a piece of paper to the TV and called it pay-per view.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put paper on the tv and said it was paper view.

Yo Momma's so fat when she walks in front of the TV you miss the 7-hour special.

Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.