Thin Insults

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops

You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.

You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.

You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.

You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.

You're so skinny, your nipples touch.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!

You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.

You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.

I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.

You look like you're getting ready for a trip to Ethiopia.