Random Thin Insults

You're so skinny, your nipples touch.

You look like you're getting ready for a trip to Ethiopia.

You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.

You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.

You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.

You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.

You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.

You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.

You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops

You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.