Thin Insults

You're so skinny, you probably wipe your ass with floss.

You're so skinny, starving Ethiopians offer you food.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

You look like you're getting ready for a trip to Ethiopia.

The Olsen twins called. They want their eating disorder back.

You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.

You're so skinny you don't swim, you skinny dip.

I would cut your throat out, but you need it to barf up your meals.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!

You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.

You're so skinny, you could be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio.

You're so skinny, you can see out the peep hole with both eyes.

You're so skinny, when you turn sideways, you disappeared.

You're so skinny, your nipples touch.

You're so skinny, you can dodge rain drops.

You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

You're so skinny, you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain!