Stupid Insults

Yo momma's so dumb, her favorite color is clear.

Yo momma so stupid I put two quarters in her belly button and a snickers bar came out.

You're so dumb, you think socialism means partying.

You're so stupid, your mom farted and you asked her what was cooking.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks condoms are tampons.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

The best part of you ran down your fathers left leg.

It's a wonder how some people found their way out of the birth canal.

I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today, but on closer inspection it said thick cut.

You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.

If you think you're a wit, you're half right.

Do up your flies, your brain's hanging out.

Did you eat a brain tumor this morning, cause you are just retarded.

Your comeback was so stupid, it didn't even comeback!