Stupid Insults

There are 134 stupid insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    Shock me, say something intelligent.
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  • 2
    I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
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  • 3
    Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
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  • 4
    God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.
    889
  • 5
    How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
    675
  • 6
    Bully: You're stupid!
    Comeback: So was you Dad when he thought he didn't need a condom.
    546
  • 7
    You're so dumb that you got hit by a parked car.
    508
  • 8
    Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
    477
  • 9
    Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
    455
  • 10
    Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
    370
  • 11
    You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.
    344
  • 12
    You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.
    294
  • 13
    You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.
    263
  • 14
    Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
    244
  • 15
    His teeth are brighter than he is.
    230
  • 16
    Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?
    226
  • 17
    Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
    220
  • 18
    The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.
    217
  • 19
    If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.
    200
  • 20
    Zombies eat brains... you're safe.
    200