Stupid Insults

Shock me, say something intelligent.

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.

God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

Bully: You're stupid! Comeback: So was you Dad when he thought he didn't need a condom.

You're so dumb that you got hit by a parked car.

Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.

Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.

You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.

If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.

Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?

Zombies eat brains... you're safe.

You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.

His teeth are brighter than he is.

The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.