Stupid Insults

Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.

Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

You didn't evolve from apes, they evolved from you.

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

Common sense is like deodorant; the people that need it the most, never use it.

Yo momma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

I'd try being nicer if you try being smarter.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.

Your IQ involves the square root of -1.

You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.

Yo momma's so stupid, when she heard that Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it.

Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Yo momma is so dumb, when she was in the back of a cop car, she called the police and said she had been kidnapped.

Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!

You're so stupid when you saw someone rob your TV you ran after them saying you forgot the remote.

If I ever needed a brain transplant I would pick yours because I want one that hasn't been used yet.