Stupid Insults

Yo momma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?

Common sense is like deodorant; the people that need it the most, never use it.

You're about as useless as a vibrator with no batteries.

Zombies eat brains... you're safe.

Did you change your mind? Your other one was clearly broken.

You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.

It's a wonder how some people found their way out of the birth canal.

It would be nice if we could manage to get on the same level, but I'll never get that low and you'll never get this high.

Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?

Your comeback was so stupid, it didn't even comeback!

You didn't evolve from apes, they evolved from you.

I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.

Yo momma's so stupid, when she heard that Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it.

Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?

I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.

The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.

If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.