Stupid Insults
There are 134 stupid insults and comebacks.
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Yo momma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.32
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I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.79
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Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?70
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Common sense is like deodorant; the people that need it the most, never use it.154
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You're about as useless as a vibrator with no batteries.62
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Zombies eat brains... you're safe.195
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Did you change your mind? Your other one was clearly broken.77
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You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.290
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It's a wonder how some people found their way out of the birth canal.-79
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It would be nice if we could manage to get on the same level, but I'll never get that low and you'll never get this high.112
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Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?224
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Your comeback was so stupid, it didn't even comeback!-843
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You didn't evolve from apes, they evolved from you.130
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I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.104
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Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.157
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Yo momma's so stupid, when she heard that Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it.101
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Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?116
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I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.74
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The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.64
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If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.96