Stupid Insults

There are 134 stupid insults and comebacks.

  • Yo momma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
    31
  • I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
    83
  • Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?
    71
  • Common sense is like deodorant; the people that need it the most, never use it.
    158
  • You're about as useless as a vibrator with no batteries.
    65
  • Zombies eat brains... you're safe.
    202
  • Did you change your mind? Your other one was clearly broken.
    78
  • You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo.
    295
  • It's a wonder how some people found their way out of the birth canal.
    -83
  • It would be nice if we could manage to get on the same level, but I'll never get that low and you'll never get this high.
    113
  • Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?
    227
  • Your comeback was so stupid, it didn't even comeback!
    -854
  • You didn't evolve from apes, they evolved from you.
    134
  • I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
    106
  • Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.
    163
  • Yo momma's so stupid, when she heard that Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it.
    105
  • Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?
    120
  • I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.
    74
  • The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.
    67
  • If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.
    101