Stupid Insults

It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.

You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.

I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.

Bully: You're stupid! Comeback: So was you Dad when he thought he didn't need a condom.

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.

I'd call you a retard, but that would be insulting to retards.

I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

You're as useless as the "g" in lasagna.

If you think you're a wit, you're half right.

You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.

I want to call you stupid, but that isn't enough.

I'd try being nicer if you try being smarter.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to sit in the corner of a round room.

Yeah, I think you're pretty.... Pretty stupid.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Don't let your mind wander; it's too little to be let out alone.

You're so dumb, you think socialism means partying.

Don't like my sarcasm? Well, I don't like your stupid.

You're so stupid, you flunked nap time in kindergarten.

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.