Stupid Insults

Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.

If I ever needed a brain transplant I would pick yours because I want one that hasn't been used yet.

The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.

So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.

If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.

Yo momma's so dumb that she tried to to drown a fish.

Everyone has a right to be stupid. You are abusing the privilege

Yo momma's so dumb, she stuck a quarter in a parking meter and asked, "Where's my gumball?"

I'd call you an idiot but that would be an insult to stupid people.

Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.

The best part of you ran down your fathers left leg.

You're so stupid, you went to the dentist to get bluetooth.

Yo momma is so dumb, when she was in the back of a cop car, she called the police and said she had been kidnapped.

You're so stupid, I could count your brain cells on one hand.

You're so stupid, even a two button mouse gives you too many options.

You're the kind of person that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a burger at McDonald's.

You're so stupid you tried to steal a free sample.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from an M'n'Ms factory for throwing out all the 'W's.'