Stupid Insults

You're so dumb, when you got locked in a bed store, you slept on the floor.

Were you born an idiot or have you had to work at it?

If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.

You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.

You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.

You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Is that your head, or did your neck blow a bubble?

You're so stupid, when someone said that drinks are on the house, you got a ladder.

Act your age, not your IQ.

Yo momma's so stupid, she taped a piece of paper to the TV and called it pay-per view.

300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!

You're so stupid you went in a round room and tried to sit in the corner.

Do up your flies, your brain's hanging out.

Yo momma's so stupid, she had you.

You're so stupid when you saw someone rob your TV you ran after them saying you forgot the remote.

Insult: Why are you so stupid? Comeback: Because I'm related to you!

Yo momma's so stupid, she returned a puzzle to the store thinking it was broken.

Yo momma's so stupid she put 25 cents in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to pop out.

Yo momma's so stupid, when I said drinks are on the house she got a ladder to get them!

I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?