Stupid Insults

Yo momma's so stupid, she put a quater in a parking meter and said "wheres my gum ball?"

Yo momma's so dumb, her favorite color is clear.

You're so stupid, you tried putting M&M's in alphabetical order!

I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today, but on closer inspection it said thick cut.

You're so stupid, you buy pizza to live in the box.

If your brains were dynamite, they wouldn't even ruffle your hair.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought hot chocolate was black porn!

Yo momma's so stupid, she put paper on the tv and said it was paper view.

Your proctologist called. They've found your head.

Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought cheerios were donut seeds.

You're so stupid, your mom farted and you asked her what was cooking.

Walmart wants you. They've run out of stupid.

Yo momma's so dumb, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side!

Yo momma so stupid I put two quarters in her belly button and a snickers bar came out.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks condoms are tampons.

Yo momma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing

If someone shoved my head up your ass, I'd live off of the air in your head.

Did you eat a brain tumor this morning, cause you are just retarded.