Stupid Insults

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.

Your mamma so dumb she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

I would insult you are you but you would only take it as a complement.

You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.

Life without douchebags is a life without you. Because you can account for all of them.

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

You're so dumb that you got hit by a parked car.

God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.

Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.

Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!

Your IQ involves the square root of -1.

You're not optimized for life are you?

You're so stupid, you think the web is made by spiders.

His teeth are brighter than he is.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

I haven't taken a shower. Tomorrow I'll be beautiful. You, however, are stupid and will be stupid tomorrow.