Stupid Insults

I haven't taken a shower. Tomorrow I'll be beautiful. You, however, are stupid and will be stupid tomorrow.

Act your age, not your IQ.

I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

Insult: Why are you so stupid? Comeback: Because I'm related to you!

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?

If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.

It would be nice if we could manage to get on the same level, but I'll never get that low and you'll never get this high.

You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.

I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.

Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing

Did you change your mind? Your other one was clearly broken.

You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.

Yo momma's so stupid she put 25 cents in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to pop out.

Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.

The smartest thing ever to come out of your mouth was a penis.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.

Yo momma's so dumb, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side!

I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.

Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.