Stupid Insults

So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!

Life without douchebags is a life without you. Because you can account for all of them.

Were you born an idiot or have you had to work at it?

Everyone has a right to be stupid. You are abusing the privilege

You're so stupid you tried to steal a free sample.

Yo momma's so dumb that she tried to to drown a fish.

You're as useless as the "g" in lasagna.

You're about as useless as a vibrator with no batteries.

If someone shoved my head up your ass, I'd live off of the air in your head.

I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

Don't let your mind wander; it's too little to be let out alone.

He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought cheerios were donut seeds.

Yo momma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

You're so stupid, you flunked nap time in kindergarten.

I'd call you a retard, but that would be insulting to retards.

You're so stupid, you went to the dentist to get bluetooth.

You're so stupid, when someone said that drinks are on the house, you got a ladder.

I want to call you stupid, but that isn't enough.