Stupid Insults

You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.

Yo momma's so dumb, she stuck a quarter in a parking meter and asked, "Where's my gumball?"

Yo momma's so stupid, she returned a puzzle to the store thinking it was broken.

You're so stupid, even a two button mouse gives you too many options.

You're so dumb, when you got locked in a bed store, you slept on the floor.

You're so stupid you went in a round room and tried to sit in the corner.

I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?

Yo momma's so stupid, when I said drinks are on the house she got a ladder to get them!

I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.

You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.

If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.

I would insult you are you but you would only take it as a complement.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought hot chocolate was black porn!

I'd call you an idiot but that would be an insult to stupid people.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to sit in the corner of a round room.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from an M'n'Ms factory for throwing out all the 'W's.'