Stupid Insults

Your mamma so dumb she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.

You're so stupid, I could count your brain cells on one hand.

Yo momma's so stupid, she had you.

You're so stupid, you tried putting M&M's in alphabetical order!

Your proctologist called. They've found your head.

You're not optimized for life are you?

Is that your head, or did your neck blow a bubble?

Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a burger at McDonald's.

If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative

Don't like my sarcasm? Well, I don't like your stupid.

Walmart wants you. They've run out of stupid.

If your brains were dynamite, they wouldn't even ruffle your hair.

You're so stupid, you think the web is made by spiders.

Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo momma's so stupid, she taped a piece of paper to the TV and called it pay-per view.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put a quater in a parking meter and said "wheres my gum ball?"

Yo momma's so stupid, she put paper on the tv and said it was paper view.

You're the kind of person that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

Yeah, I think you're pretty.... Pretty stupid.

You're so stupid, you buy pizza to live in the box.