Stupid Insults

There are 134 stupid insults and comebacks.

  • You're so dumb that you got hit by a parked car.
    508
  • Yo momma so stupid I put two quarters in her belly button and a snickers bar came out.
    -38
  • I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
    1.7K
  • I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today,
    but on closer inspection it said thick cut.
    -70
  • The best part of you ran down your fathers left leg.
    -58
  • Yo momma's so stupid she put 25 cents in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to pop out.
    93
  • You're the kind of person that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
    -17
  • Yo momma's so stupid, when I said drinks are on the house she got a ladder to get them!
    28
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she returned a puzzle to the store thinking it was broken.
    43
  • Were you born an idiot or have you had to work at it?
    72
  • I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
    81
  • Did you eat a brain tumor this morning, cause you are just retarded.
    -292
  • I'd call you an idiot but that would be an insult to stupid people.
    22
  • Act your age, not your IQ.
    116
  • You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
    93
  • The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
    118
  • You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
    15
  • If someone shoved my head up your ass, I'd live off of the air in your head.
    65
  • Yo momma's so dumb, she stuck a quarter in a parking meter and asked, "Where's my gumball?"
    37
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.
    244