Random Stupid Insults

You're so dumb, when you got locked in a bed store, you slept on the floor.

You're proof that evolution can go in reverse.

Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

Were you born an idiot or have you had to work at it?

Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from an M'n'Ms factory for throwing out all the 'W's.'

Did you eat a brain tumor this morning, cause you are just retarded.

Insult: Why are you so stupid? Comeback: Because I'm related to you!

Is that your head, or did your neck blow a bubble?

You're so stupid, when someone said that drinks are on the house, you got a ladder.

Your proctologist called. They've found your head.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

If I ever needed a brain transplant I would pick yours because I want one that hasn't been used yet.

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

God made mountains, God made trees, God made you but we all make mistakes.

Yo momma's so dumb that she tried to to drown a fish.

You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.

I haven't taken a shower. Tomorrow I'll be beautiful. You, however, are stupid and will be stupid tomorrow.

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks condoms are tampons.