Stupid Insults

There are 134 stupid insults and comebacks.

  • You're so stupid you went in a round room and tried to sit in the corner.
    23
  • Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.
    149
  • I want to call you stupid, but that isn't enough.
    54
  • Sorry, I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
    451
  • Yo momma is so dumb, when she was in the back of a cop car, she called the police and said she had been kidnapped.
    127
  • The best part of you ran down your fathers left leg.
    -59
  • Is that your head, or did your neck blow a bubble?
    8
  • 300 million sperm cells, and you were the quickest?!
    86
  • If you think you're a wit, you're half right.
    -57
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she thought hot chocolate was black porn!
    32
  • Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
    150
  • His teeth are brighter than he is.
    228
  • You're so stupid, that you put a condom in your computer so it wouldn't catch a virus.
    265
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she had you.
    19
  • I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today,
    but on closer inspection it said thick cut.
    -71
  • So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
    49
  • Act your age, not your IQ.
    108
  • I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
    33
  • I would insult you are you but you would only take it as a complement.
    36
  • You're so stupid, even a two button mouse gives you too many options.
    32