Stupid Insults

There are 134 stupid insults and comebacks.

  • If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative
    18
  • Yo momma's so dumb that she tried to to drown a fish.
    49
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
    181
  • Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside by itself!
    138
  • Do up your flies, your brain's hanging out.
    -170
  • It's a wonder how some people found their way out of the birth canal.
    -82
  • I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
    1.7K
  • Yo momma is so dumb, when she was in the back of a cop car, she called the police and said she had been kidnapped.
    128
  • If someone shoved my head up your ass, I'd live off of the air in your head.
    64
  • The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
    118
  • I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today,
    but on closer inspection it said thick cut.
    -71
  • Life without douchebags is a life without you. Because you can account for all of them.
    75
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks condoms are tampons.
    -41
  • I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
    34
  • I just stepped in something that was smarter than you, and it smelled better.
    76
  • Your proctologist called. They've found your head.
    10
  • Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.
    32
  • Act your age, not your IQ.
    110
  • It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.
    37
  • Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.
    62