Stupid Insults

There are 134 stupid insults and comebacks.

  • Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.
    167
  • Yo momma's so dumb, she stuck a quarter in a parking meter and asked, "Where's my gumball?"
    48
  • Yo momma's so dumb, her favorite color is clear.
    -41
  • You're so stupid, when someone said that drinks are on the house, you got a ladder.
    59
  • Come back and talk to me when your I.Q. exceeds your age.
    213
  • The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.
    234
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
    55
  • I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
    134
  • You're not optimized for life are you?
    22
  • You're so stupid, you went to the dentist to get bluetooth.
    57
  • Do up your flies, your brain's hanging out.
    -193
  • Common sense is like deodorant; the people that need it the most, never use it.
    179
  • His teeth are brighter than he is.
    232
  • You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
    110
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
    106
  • Some babies were dropped on their heads but you were clearly thrown at a wall.
    1.5K
  • Yo momma's so dumb, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side!
    100
  • You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
    32
  • I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
    165
  • What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
    -63