Stranger Insults

There are 6 stranger insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
    2.7K
  • 2
    Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
    2.4K
  • 3
    Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
    1.9K
  • 4
    Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
    829
  • 5
    I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
    643
  • 6
    You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
    -74