Stranger Insults

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.