Stranger Insults

There are 6 stranger insults and comebacks.

  • You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
    -75
  • You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
    2.6K
  • Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
    1.9K
  • I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
    629
  • Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.
    2.4K
  • Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
    818