Random Stranger Insults

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

Have you been shopping lately? They are selling lives at the mall - you should get one.

Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.